[boss tweed]
DJ KHALED

A B C D
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boston
saucin
committing some atrocities
unparalleled velocity
mom you ain’t the boss of me
eat ass with ferocity
beat my meat like boxing ring
smoking crack’s a boston thing
don’t use google don’t use bing
yahoo dot com
chasing hot moms
over 50 in my area
no sex just terarria
meatball on the bus- nah italian fragrance
look like mussolini ‘cept i don’t hate the asians
all my cousins vagrant
tax evasion: flagrant
got the air force ones and i’m walking through wet pavement
social butterfly all the sophomores juul with me
now i’m being tried for a count of public nudity
my nuts i be shavin
my pubes i be saving
goin cross the mason dixon line and i’m invadin
call the freak phone nah bitch that’s my landline
walking through the desert and i stepped on a landmine

[big spom]
sitting on that porcelain throne it’s my palace
flushing so hard that off comes my phallus

[boss tweed]

with the homies starting house fires out in beantown
squeeze my red nose, beat your ass, yeah i’m a mean clown
shit stains runnin up and down my satin night gown
i be skraight up incontinent, turn my fuckin jeans brown

catch me in a million years chillin in the sediment
i cant speak properly, i got a speech impediment
fifth floor gang be smokin wang
no homo cause we be celibate
at plymouth rock we sucking cock
just pilgrims in our element

[elephants foot]
laugh track
ass crack
tax rebate got some cash back
carfax
anthrax
coughing up my lungs on an amtrak
boutta pop a xan like a fundip
lil ben shapiro that’s a pundit
legalize abortion won’t fund it
eat on your bitch like a plum pit

[boss tweed]
DJ KHALED
frozen olaf war crimes
frozen olaf war
frozen olaf war crimes
frozen olaf war
frozen olaf war crimes
(unintelligible)
it’s in 7/8 now fuck you

[dj glaucoma]
WEEEEEEEEEE

[lil sammich]
i be
gushin softly
ambitions they ain’t lofty
washin under foreskin
paul revere horsin
mass pike
ass spike
hair on my nuts be grass-like
flashover crew yeah we stuck in the goo
we do not fuck with fash types
look out from the fifth floor like “this is it luigi”
i don’t need no lubricant because my balls be greasy
AHHH

[dj glaucoma]
(unintelligible)

[big spom]
yertle the turtle more like makin my nuts purple
od on some fentanyl like i’m steve fuckin urkel
extra crispy colonel got me nuttin it’s eternal
peein in the urinal but ima let it curdle

[peter pringle]
(gilgamesh noises)

[lil sammich]
ok boomer i’m the funny amy schumer
way i’ve been round since forever you can call me sumer
keep on talkin shit and i might just start a rumor
couldn’t put down the poopywoods you got yourself a tumor
living poop emoji
ghoulish with my homies
done with all the fake friends your grandma think she know me
dust bunnies
all up in my tummy
head is oblong you can call me doug funny

[boss tweed]
9/11 was a tragedy
and that is all i will say
got crabs
on the duck tour
got crabs
by the seashore
gallstones on gallstones on gallstones on gallstones
smugglin the methamphetamine inside my cellphone
treasonous
greasin up
stainin the seats on the tour bus
volatile
follicles
forest like hair on my testicles
popped too many zoloft now i’m in a coma
get a lot of looks on account of my aroma
yeah i stink it up from boston down to tacoma
i got jaundice i be fuckin yellow just like homer

[lil sammich]
all this drip
i’m the one your bitch be walkin to
they’re never gonna find where i buried stefan molyneux
turn on rush limbaugh anytime i’m feeling blue
eatin ass is pleasure only if i’m in my living room
jimmy neutron use his brains to make ICBM
if she your aunt’s cousin why the fuck she in my DMs
gonna eat your garden up
call me gnome chompsky
growin shtinky bwinky with the marinara sauce b

[boss tweed]
sheeeeyuh
i got mad gallstones
reality is an illusion
the very laws of physics are falling apart in front of my very eyes
i’m trippin, straight up
straight up i’m trippin

[dj glaucoma]
(unintelligible)

[boss tweed]

my mom is my fuckin landlord
and i haven’t paid rent in a year
i do not know what i stand for
i got infection of ear
got my dick stuck in a pay phone
my nephews be hearin me cum
i always cry when i get dome
i get my dick sucked and then run

with the homies starting house fires out in beantown
squeeze my red nose, beat your ass, yeah i’m a mean clown
shit stains runnin up and down my satin night gown
i be skraight up incontinent, turn my fuckin jeans brown

[elephants foot]
junkies trippin
on the stage i’m strippin
open up the pit cause i’m motherfuckin pissing
my mommy said i’m pretty
but my dick is itty bitty
going to the bathroom and my pants ain’t coming with me
find the finest bitches
in the senior living home
but i’m hella short
call me their lucky bingo gnome
newest talk show host so im beatin up on conan
on the glass house and im poopin in slow motion
hes sitting on my dick as if it were a toilet
slurpin on my cum like hes drinkin up some soylent
wrote these lyrics on the shitter
house of wisdom heavy hitter
crunching on that pussy like it’s made of kitty litter