[boss tweed]
logan paul suck my balls that's my slogan
all day joe rogan
i be tokin up
pirogi in my left hand dick in the other
choke out the best man make his ass hover
this my wedding bitch i'm marrying your mother
in the oval office i got some states to govern
i'm takin executive actions in consecutive fashion
i'm thinkin of takin a nap in the capitol building
who's that on my snap map it's hillary clinton
eatin ass with my chaps then hit up the badminton
(sheeeeeyuh)
mumble rap is dead

shit on the grill at the barbecue
tradin bitcoin in the barter cube
gettin e-head suck my dick through the computer
and i'm cummin straight bullets call me first person shooter
(x2)

[zachary truckstop]
smokin crack with no pants on
lookin hank hill ass
bought a dick shaped bong
use it to smoke grass
pythagorean theorem eat that pussy like a triangle
take my balls off truck nuts let em dangle
got a seven hour hard-on
i robbed an olive garden
gotta get the breadsticks then get a presidential pardon
committing war crimes like it's my fuckin job
horny as a farmer suckin corn on the cob
steve urkel sex magik
i say let him have it
smokin crack with my daughter yeah it's a bad habit
(yeah it's a bad habit)

[boss tweed]
shit on the grill at the barbecue
tradin bitcoin in the barter cube
gettin e-head suck my dick through the computer
and i'm cummin straight bullets call me first person shooter
(x2)

[big spom]
(various noises)
i'm fuckin breakin kneecaps to purchase my order of jenkem
and disconnecting synapses in my inviolable sanctum
fuck it blowtorch in my sphincter call it creme brul-gay
straight to the sixth circle of hell sippin on chardonnay
on christmas i got syphilis
i'm hatchin from my chrysalis
my pee pee piss it smell like fish
like tuna salmon halibut
i'm causin commotions
while swimmin in a cum ocean
i got one hand on the lotion and one up my urethra
(intermittent thwomp noises)

[boss tweed]
so much drip
got my j's all in the mucus
monopolizing industry
my business tactics ruthless
rockefeller fortune teller
trappin people in my cellar
fat cock
hellen keller
chillin in the cerebellum
tell em i don't take shit
relatively big dick
selling penis pills to felons
gotta get my quick fix
sending dick pics to the chairman of the IRS
i'm a polarizing figure to the chinese press
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